Summer Vacations

SUMMER VACATIONS (Periodic Maintenance Task)

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Target / Victim / Beneficiary : Myself

Background : 28 yrs old, Single, working in MNC (Oracle) as DBA(DataBase Administrator) from last 4 yrs, staying alone, desperately waiting for Summer Vacations, because fed up with Office / Outside Food!, pissed of with odd working hours (works in shifts- early morning, whole night), so couldn't able to sleep properly, hobbies are khaana and sonaa...bole toh... Aalsi no 1. :) :)

Vacation Schedule / Downtime Window : From 12th June 2011 00:00 IST To 16th June 2011 23:59 IST (ie. 5D5N --- 120 Hours)

Target Activities : (During maintenance task - Summer Vacations)-----> Khaana...Sonaa....Pihu (my Niece) ke saath Khelnaa....Fir Khaana...Fir Sonaa...Fir Pihu ke saath Khelnaa...Fir se Sonaa... Fir se Khaana... Fir se Pihu ke saath Khelnaa....Khaana...Sonaa...Khelna...Sonaa..Khaana...Khelna... :) :) :)

Restricted Activities : NO Calls, Mails, Office works/talks, Cell Phone, Laptop, Face book, Orkut, Workouts/Gym, Riding, Creeping, Smoking, Drinking, Outside food etc etc...

Challenges : Avoid Parents, Elder Brother, Sister in law, Cousins, Relatives.

Parents : Assign tasks/works, interrupt in sleeping/eating/playing time, scold when they see messed room/home, Bound me to do brush and take bath... blah blah blah ...

Elder Brother : Asks for 1/2 an hour help in his business, but take 10 hours and complete energy, Also Assign all his part of tasks/jobs.... blah blah blah ...

Sister in law : May be not pushy, but expecting your involvement / help in tasks like, studies, Activa servicing, dry-cleaned her sari along with her hubby's suit. blah blah blah....

Cousins : Always ask for Treats / Parties with drinks and smoke, those are restricted activities during this maintenance period. :P Asks for ride, night out...blah blah blah ....

Relatives : OMG, they will ask so many questions about Job, SALARY, Hike, Bonus, Promotion, MARRIAGE and most irritating, kitne din ke liye aaya hai.. aur vaapas kab jaayega.. abey tumhaari maa ka saka naka... ek aur question poocha toh *&^*&^*^(^*^... Also they will brood about there children...blah blah blah....

Wish : Dear God, Please let me enjoy my Vacations!!!

Reader's Warning : DONT BE JEALOUS!!!! :P :P :P